Episodes

Sunday Dec 22, 2024
Sunday Dec 22, 2024
Why is it always the last straw? La ultima gota. Never the penultimate straw. Definitely never the first straw. What's the point of even being first straw if you never get recognized? Let's all find out together!

Saturday Dec 14, 2024
Saturday Dec 14, 2024
How much would Michelle need to pay JD to lure him out to a remote home in the woods under the pretense of being a videographer but with intention to bury an axe in his skull? Let's all find out together!

Saturday Dec 07, 2024
Saturday Dec 07, 2024
How many times will Michelle feel compelled to mention the hot dadness of Devon Sawa, and how many times will she make it clear she's wrong about Bruce Campbell? Let's all find out together!

Tuesday Dec 03, 2024

Friday Nov 29, 2024
Friday Nov 29, 2024
Would this film have been improved or hindered if the title had instead been, "Oh, Shit! Wolves!"? Let's all find out together!

Sunday Nov 24, 2024

Sunday Nov 17, 2024

Saturday Nov 09, 2024
Saturday Nov 09, 2024
How well is JD coping with 75 million of his fellow citizens making a steaming, festering, rancid pile of swine feces and jellyfish guts the president because they're still terrified of brown people and queers, among many other things? Let's all find out together how much a part of him would love to see every one of them fed like cattle to Art the Clown!
(Michelle was not available to co-sign this, and I don't speak for her, but I bet she doesn't ask me to take it down.)

Monday Nov 04, 2024
Monday Nov 04, 2024
If you were curious about our thoughts on The Exorcism or Doc of Chucky, you'll find them here along with a literal ton of other stuff!

Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Are Michelle and JD ever going to let themselves be still in need of recording Spooktober episodes after Spooktober has already begun ever again? Let's all find out together!

Wednesday Oct 30, 2024
Wednesday Oct 30, 2024
How far into this episode does it become clear that Michelle and JD drastically mismanaged the production of Spooktober this year? Let's all find out together!

Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
Are Michelle and JD (well, mostly JD this time) ever going to learn that some thoughts really are better left in your head? Let's all find out together!