We Watch Shudder - A Horror Movie Podcast

How many times could you walk the same short stretch of corridor, searching with increasing stress for any even minor difference from the last time around, before you went absolutely duck tits? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:03:57 spoiler-free thoughts00:25:51 plot summary00:46:32 spoiler-filled thoughts01:38:20 closing jibber-jabber

What's the worst possible way to find out that just because a pumpkin is technically a fruit doesn't mean it belongs in a fruit salad? Let's all find out together!

A movie neither of us really enjoyed still led Jenna and me to a pretty lengthy discussion about how shitty the world is for women and how it's entirely the fault of men - and that's just the truth, whether you want to accept it or not.
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:02:59 spoiler-free thoughts00:13:09 plot summary00:32:14 spoiler-filled thoughts with lengthy detour in the shitty state of the world for women because of men01:41:44 closing jibber-jabber

Will JD and Jenna both realize this movie is even better than they thought it was at first while they are talking about it? Let's all find out together! (Spoiler alert, they do!)
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:09:02 spoiler-free thoughts00:18:47 tbi tl;dr - plot summary00:31:35 spoiler-filled thoughts01:27:20 closing jibber-jabber

Will a bunch of teenagers taking up shelter in their high school during the zombie apocalypse act any differently or survive any better than any other group of people anywhere in the zombie apocalypse? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:14:51 curry barker's obsession spoiler-free thoughts00:29:09 spoiler-free thoughts00:37:36 tbi tl;dr plot summary00:44:01 spoiler-filled thoughts01:11:48 closing jibber-jabber

If an Aztec death whistle is blown in the forest, but nobody is there to hear it, how the hell did it get blown in the first place? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:12:57 spoiler-free thoughts00:17:13 tbi tl;dr - plot summary00:30:30 spoiler-filled thoughts00:56:14 closing jibber-jabber 

Why do you think they changed the name of this film - originally titled Witte Wieven, which is a Dutch mythology thing but literally translates to "white women" - when this came to the States? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:12:42 spoiler-free thoughts00:26:53 tbi tl;dr - plot summary00:36:48 spoiler-filled thoughts00:59:33 closing jibber-jabber

Will special guest host Jenna be able to successfully fill Michelle's shoes while tolerating JD with the same level of grace and patience as Michelle? Also, how did we feel about Dolly? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:09:52 spoiler-free thoughts00:17:41 tbi tl;dr plot summary00:24:52 spoiler discussion01:14:12 closing jibber-jabber

Did Night Patrol live up to Michelle's hopes for more delightful Justin Long horror films? Was JD able to stay level about CM Punk? And how the heck did Over Your Dead Body get in there? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:02:04 bonus spoiler-free review: over your dead body00:11:26 night patrol spoiler-free thoughts00:22:40 bicycle day detour00:26:10 tbi tl;dr plot summary00:35:31 spoiler section00:49:27 closing jibber-jabber

What could be so compelling about Racheal Cain's SOMNIUM that it lead to nearly ninety minutes of in-depth discussion, one of the longest of our 350+ episodes to date? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:15:57 spoiler free thoughts00:28:36 tbi tl;dr (plot summary)00:35:21 spoiler section discussion01:41:12 closing jibber-jabber

How many times will Michelle get derailed into talking about Psycho Goreman? How many times will JD say the phrase "long in the tooth"? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:09:19 sword and sorcery and sexual assault00:13:40 spoiler-free thoughts00:23:56 tbi tl;dr (plot summary)00:31:10 spoiler section01:04:42 closing jibber-jabber