Episodes

Thursday Mar 19, 2026
Thursday Mar 19, 2026
Are you prepared for another session of the most important horror news you didn't have the time, desire, or mental illness to keep up with? Let's all find out together!

Sunday Mar 15, 2026
Sunday Mar 15, 2026
What's the worst that could happen when a cop gets caught on bodycam shooting someone during a disturbance call? Let's all find out together!

Monday Mar 09, 2026
Monday Mar 09, 2026
How are you with heights, and potentially falling long distances? How are you with shitty parents who don't understand boundaries, especially the superhero dad type? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 - opening jibber-jabber00:18:47 - spoiler-free thoughts00:28:08 - tbi tl;dr00:43:20 - spoiler section01:12:43 - closing jibber-jabber

Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
What would happen if you had dementia, and it ended up bringing back traumatic repressed memories, and you start doing things you would never normally do? Is this a strong argument against mustaches? Let's all find out together!

Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Tuesday Mar 03, 2026
Will Michelle finally start counting her media consumption by total running time, as JD continues to insist? Did she already do it and JD completely ignored it because he got mad about AI? Let's all find out together!

Monday Feb 23, 2026
Monday Feb 23, 2026
Will Michelle be able to predict what JD thought of Hugh Grant taking a stab (pun fully intended) at something more horror adjacent? Will JD continue to running-time-shame everything he sees? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:09:41 spoiler-free thoughts00:19:34 tbi tl;dr00:40:32 spoiler section01:04:35 closing jibber-jabber

Wednesday Feb 18, 2026
Wednesday Feb 18, 2026
Coming in a couple of days late, but we assure you it will be worth it! Head's up on this one, JD gets real emotional again towards the end. Is it for good reasons or bad reasons? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:13:45 spoiler-free thoughts00:25:07 tbi;tldr - plot summary / spoiler-filled thoughts01:25:22 closing jibber-jabber

Monday Feb 16, 2026

Sunday Feb 08, 2026
Sunday Feb 08, 2026
Did Michelle's love of horror video games and people who play them find the joy in Iron Lung that she did not find in Return to Silent Hill? Was JD even able to care about a video game movie at all? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber00:24:06 spoiler-free thoughts00:35:05 tbi tl;dr - plot summary00:50:19 spoiler-filled thoughts01:28:32 closing jibber-jabber

Wednesday Feb 04, 2026
Wednesday Feb 04, 2026
We talked about both Creep films AND season one of The Creep Tapes back in episode 276. Is Michelle still completely taken in by the many shades of Mark Duplass? Does JD still want more plot? Let's all find out together!

Sunday Feb 01, 2026
Sunday Feb 01, 2026
Is the world prepared for the return of wine buzz Michelle, and what might have happened to conjure her return to the podcast? Let's all find out together!

Monday Jan 26, 2026
Monday Jan 26, 2026
What sort of hijinx could ensue when a girl with cancer and her dad go on a trip to the woods to see a possible witch about a possible cure? Let's all find out together!
00:00 opening jibber-jabber10:26 spoiler-free thoughts29:25 tbi tl;dr - plot summary37:11 spoiler-filled thoughts










